Mistletoe and the Not So Forbidden Kiss
Posted on December 31 2016
A leathery-leaved parasitic plant that grows on apple,oak, and other broadleaf trees and bears white glutinous berries in winter.
Cool. Good to know. Also very boring.
Makeup Worship's definition: A reason to make out.
Mistletoe makes kissing - any kissing - socially acceptable!
Where at other times it may not be socially acceptable to kiss your crush - think your hot doctor, boss, teacher, the neighbor, etc. - this is the one time it is. What a perfect way to plant one on the person who gets you all hot and bothered. If people - think girlfriends, boyfriends, wives, coworkers, etc - think otherwise. Remind them: It's the rules you big dumb scrooge.
Scenario 1 - Make Other Bitches Jealous
Leave giant obvious lip prints on someone because you're a bitch and it's fun to piss people off.
Scenario 2 - Have a dirty little secret
Don't want to go the bitchy route? Afraid to get your ass kicked? Kiss under the mistletoe when no one is looking and leave no evidence.
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Scenario 3 - Do it Just Because
Even if you have no goal to kiss someone who gets you hot and bothered, it's a good excuse to be a kiss whore. Kiss him, kiss her, it doesn't matter. Kiss everyone! It's the mistletoe hall pass. Also consider kissing the big dumb scrooge, they clearly need some action.